If the body of Miranda Kerr is not included in the $2,890 price tag of these Givenchy by Riccardo Tisci boots, then consider me unprepared for Fall. Although the boots are on my wish list, I’d be happy to cash in for the abs and ass of Miranda.
And she has Orlando Bloom in her pocket. Fuck you Harper’s Bazaar for bringing to reality what I already knew…I can’t afford any of these God Damn boots in this amazing editorial and I will NEVER have Miranda Kerr’s body! Are you happy that I had to spend $4.99 to find that out!? Are you??
*See the entire editorial in Harper’s Bazaar – September 2012 Issue